John Battles
We drove a very annoying customer out of a friend's record store with "My fantasy? I guess it ivolves young girls.....". It was (unintentionally) cued up , perfectly. Dan Clowes told me about a VERY funny recording that was meant for a Wavy Gravy LP......
April 10, 2014
John Battles...It went like this. Remember when the 1 -900 #s were lousy with phone sex and "Is Elvis alive?" scams ? Someone called a phone sex # , told the girl what he wanted , and , in the middle of pretending to get his nut , he told the girl , ''STAR... more...It went like this. Remember when the 1 -900 #s were lousy with phone sex and "Is Elvis alive?" scams ? Someone called a phone sex # , told the girl what he wanted , and , in the middle of pretending to get his nut , he told the girl , ''START TALKING ABOUT ELVIS !!!". She goes , HUH? "ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH ELVIS !! SING " THAT'S ALL RIGHT , MAMA !!" , and she went along with it , even singing a little bit of "That's All Right Mama"....
"WHERE IS ELVIS , NOW ?!!" "He's in Heaven..." "WHO IS HE FUCKING ?!!" " uh , NATALIE WOOD.".
She thanked him for calling , said she had fun , and that he should call again , sometime.
This WOULD have been on a volume of "Wavy Gravy". less
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