A U.K. strip club blows up in 1984. Present day a stripper in a Catholic schoolgirl outfit with pigtails and glasses dances starts a gang war by stabbing a werewolf through the eye. This comic book adaptation tries hard to stay interesting, but suffers from too much really awful disco music and the stupidest looking werewolf makeup ever. With lots of split screen, a tanning bed used as an anti-werewolf weapon and a comic vampire hunter. With Alan Ford (SNATCH) and Robert Englund.