It's a true achievement of director Don Edmunds that he make a movie so chock full of nudity and wierdness and STILL make it so mind-numbingly dull. An OK looking farm girl boffs a motorcycle guy in a barn, then masturbates while an evangelist is preaching on the radio, showing her full 70's bush, which is something you don't see anymore. But kids, there is fossil evidence that female pubic hair DID exist in a past bygone era. She escapes her drunken, Bible-spewing abusive father and heads out to California where, after a montage of some really bad hippie-dippie soft rock, meets up with Astro (Allan Warnick) who takes them to a party where they drop acid. She splits from the dude and takes off first posing from some nude photographs, then getting picked up by a hot bisexual with tan lines who gets her on the road to prostitution. She turns a bunch of tricks and then ends up meeting with Astro again where she is led through his vast mansion where she sees a guy reading Mein Kamf while ignoring the naked girls at his feet, and a big fat tattooed guy licking whipped cream off a black girl. She finally meets the host, who looks like a guy in a satanist robe with a very fake looking moustache. A bunch of muscle bound guys pick her up, put her in a hog tie harness, hang her from the ceiling and spin her around. She wakes up and it's all a dream. The End. Not the best from Something Weird. If you are un familiar with their catalog I recommend The Curious Dr. Humpp or The Defilers before this one. With Uschi Digard.
