I'm not even making this up. It's crazy enough that Ed Sanders and The Zaydes From Hades are still playing out at all , but That the already - notorious yuppie haven , The Chicago Winery , which , yes , makes it's own wine , would dare to host the band that gave you "Coca Cola Douche" and "I Feel Like Homemade Shit" , well , as Archie Bunker once said , "YOU MIGHT AS WELL HANG A SIGN OVER THE WHOLE COUNTRY : CLOSED - OWNER GONE NUTS !".