Featuring: The Turnbucklers w/ Dr. Void and the Death Machines w/ Full Blown Cherry The Turnbucklers were formed on a drunk summer night in New Brunswick, NJ. Fed up with shitty music played by hipsters, emo, and goth idiots, The Turnbucklers sought to bring back rock to its glory on the east coast. Influences in punk, psychobilly and metal were forged to form the weapon that would slay the evils of Bon Jovi, Fall Out Boy and basically any band with more than three words other than "The" in the name. Ponybo... y Kane - Is a jack of all trades currently playing drums with The Turnbucklers but has also moonlighted as a bassist with the Lookaways and as a guitarist/vocalist with Band of Felons. He also likes cheese and jalepenos. Andy Defaux - Also known as " Pop-a-String", is the guitarist/ ear-melter, and had been a freelance guitarist before forming with the Turnbucklers. It has been said that his flesh was formed in a puddle of whiskey that contained a hair of Slash, a fingernail of Esteban, and the blood of Satriani. Freddy Fright - Currently plays the bass and pipes the vocals. This degenerate crawled out of some sewer on the side of the parkway. Made a deal with the devil for a haircut and a bass and the rest is history. Three men on a quest to bring kick-ass rock and whiskey back to the youth of America. TBFU |
