Suck it.

• Posted by thisismydisaster March 19, 2009 - 698 views
  My office suite is located on the ground floor. Double doors near our entrance open up onto the loading dock area. People used to go out there to smoke, but last year someone threw a cigarette in the dumpster and it caught on fire. Heheheh Unfortunately, despite the entertainment value of that incident, the building managers declared the loading dock a No Smoking Area. I think smokers are supposed to trot across the street, now. BUT lately a sneaky unknown renegade has been hidin' out there for a quick puff or two. When he or she does, the smoke wafts into our suite when the loading doc doors and our office doors happen to open at the same time. All week, my co-workers have bitched about the mystery smoker. I myself don't smell a fucking THING, and even if I could -- what the FUCK, man, that person is OUTSIDE THE GODDAMN DOORS. Not that I advocate smoking. I love you and I love your lungs. But still. These uptight, bored ass, nitpicky, self righteous motherfuckers make me want to spit in the floor and dance a naked jig. While smoking a whole pack of cigarettes simultaneously with lit cigarettes stuck up my nose AND in my ears. Sorry. It was either write this or slap someone. XO.