Another vote for american pie.
Ms Springolator said:
I've Never Been to Me - Charlene. Personally I really wish she'd never been to a recording studio.
American Pie - Don McLean. If all was right with the world, he would have drove his Chevy to the levy, accelerated off the edge and then sunk to the bottom of some fathomless depth of water, where neither he nor his horrendous song would be heard again.
Where Do You Go to My Lovely - Peter Sarstedt. The song makes me vomit, and that's comment enough.