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  • GARAGEPUNK SURFCAST #18

    Posted December 29, 2009 by Shoutin' Kount Brockula

    INSPIRED BY THE RECENT DISCOVERY OF HIS FIRST SURFBOARD IN A STACK OF CRAP DESTINED FOR THE SALVATION ARMY (THANKS MOM!), COUNT (ahem) SURFULA IS TAKING HIS CHERRY RUN AT THE BIG WAVE KNOWN AS THE GARAGEPUNK SURFCAST! WITH HIS SAND-SCRATCHED AND SALT-SPRAYED COLLECTION OF WAXED-UP BIG GUNS AND SH...

  • SHOUT BAMALAMA #1 HERE’S THE DAY-BYU!!

    Posted December 29, 2009 by Shoutin' Kount Brockula

    THIS HERE’S THE DAY-BYU EPISODE OF SHOUT BAMALAMA! AND WE’RE GONNA DRAG YO’ ASS DOWN BELOW THE MASEY/DIXIE LINE!! THOUGH I CURRENTLY HANG MY HAT IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, MY HEART AND MY REAL HOME WILL ALWAYS BE DOWN SOUTH IN THE MIDDLE OF DIXIE. TWO OR THREE TIMES A YEAR I HAVE TO...

  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #2 TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT!!

    Posted December 29, 2009 by Shoutin' Kount Brockula

    IF IT ROCKS AND ROLLS, WE’LL SHOVE IT IN YER EARHOLES!! IT SEEMED LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD WAS CONSPIRING AGAINST THIS SHOW GETTING FINISHED. MY ASSHOLE BOSSES ARE WORKING ME TO DEATH, I HAVE A NASTY COLD THAT’S TRYING TO TURN INTO PNEUMONIA (NOT THE ROCKIN’ KIND EITHER), IDIOTS RIPP...

  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #3 GEE-TAR RUMBLIN'

    Posted December 29, 2009 by Shoutin' Kount Brockula

    IN THIS BETTER-LATE-THAN-NEVER EPISODE (THANKS, BLIP), WE’RE GONNA DO A LITTLE GEE-TAR RUMBLIN’ WITH SOME REVERB-DRENCHED RAVE-UPS FROM A LOONY BIN FULL OF INSTRO-MANIACS LIKE THE FINKS, THE BLAZERS AND SATAN’S PILGRIMS! IF YER LOOKIN’ FOR RED HOT ROCK N ROLL – TAKE IT ...

  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #4 THE SHOUT BAMALAMA! RHYTHM AND BLUES REVUE!!

    Posted December 29, 2009 by Shoutin' Kount Brockula

    BY POPULAR DEMAND!! IT’S THE BAMALAMA RECORDS RHYTHM & BLUES REVUE!! THAT’S RIGHT, BABIES. YOU HOOTED & HOLLERED FOR THAT HONKIN’ NOISE, SO HERE ’TIS!! YOU FREAKED AND SQUEAKED ’TIL YOU CRACKED YOUR BEAKS, SO WE’VE GOT THE SOUL TO PUT IN YOUR EARHOLE!! THE MAD PLA...

  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #5 MERRY FREAKIN' X-MESS SPECIAL

    Posted December 29, 2009 by Shoutin' Kount Brockula

    It’s Santa’s Little Helper and Rock n Roll Elf, Count Brockula, giving you the worst gift you’ll get this year – the SHOUT BAMALAMA Merry Freakin’ Christmas Special!! For the next hour I’ll be working my way through a bowl of my patented and time-tested bourbon-at...

  • Central Computer Presents #8

    Posted December 29, 2009 by Comptroller

    Central Computer dumps a final batch of harsh kickers on you before powering down for good. Surf, fuzz, screaming and dancing, dead-robot style. Launch! http://www.mixcloud.com/ComptrollerBeta/central-computer-presents-8-13062006/

  • Central Computer Presents #7

    Posted December 29, 2009 by Comptroller

    Central Computer presents a particularly atmospheric and varied batch of scuzzy and ghoulish instrumentals, decrepit fuzz stompers and broken-boned shouters. All in all, it’s pretty ugly. http://www.mixcloud.com/ComptrollerBeta/central-computer-presents-7-22052006/

  • Central Computer Presents #6

    Posted December 29, 2009 by Comptroller

    Central Computer overclocks itself with a fierce selection of US garage stompers, Japanese uber-fuzz, Mexican handclap’n'roll and other crude trash from Nowheresville. Buckle up, you vulture. http://www.mixcloud.com/ComptrollerBeta/central-computer-presents-6-042006/

  • Central Computer Presents #5

    Posted December 29, 2009 by Comptroller

    Central Computer returns with a fresh assortment of sharp fuzz and dead beats, shot through with monstrous howling and ominous warnings. Pay attention. http://www.mixcloud.com/ComptrollerBeta/central-computer-presents-5-04042006/