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  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #11 GONNA TEAR YER LITTLE WORLD DOWN!!

    THE JAILS AND REFORM SCHOOLS HAVE EMPTIED AND FILLED THE SHOW TO SPLITTIN' WITH SNOTTY GARAGENIKS! WATCH YER BACK AS THE BAD SEEDS, THE OUTCASTS, THE RUNNING JUMPING STANDING STILL, THE MOODS, THE BY FIVES, AND THE GHASTLY ONES COME RIPPIN' INTO YER SAFE LITTLE WORLD TO TEAR IT DOWN TO THE GROUND!...
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  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #10 MERRY FREAKIN' X-MESS SPECIAL 2013

      It’s Santa’s Little Helper and Rock n Roll Elf, Count Brockula, giving you the worst gift you’ll get this year – the SHOUT BAMALAMA Merry Freakin’ Christmas Special!! For the next hour I’ll be working my way through a bowl of my patented and time-tested ...
  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #8 (YOU AIN'T CRAZY, I FOUND THE LOST EPISODE)

      YOU AIN'T CRAZY - EPISODE 8 IS COMING AFTER EPISODE 9. WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, I WAS DIGGING AROUND THE DIGITAL TRASH HEAP AND FOUND WHAT I THOUGHT WAS GONE FOREVER- EPISODE 8! SO I FIGURED, LET'S CONFUSE THE HELL OUTTA EVERYBODY AND DUMP AN OLD EPISODE ON 'EM! YOU AIN'T NEVER HEARD IT SO IT'S...
  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #9 (DON'T ASK - EPISODE 8 IS GONE BYE BYE)

    BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!! IT'S THE RETURN OF SHOUT BAMALAMA!! THAT'S RIGHT BABIES, YOU HOOTED AND HOLLERED FOR MORE OF THAT HONKIN' NOISE SO HERE 'TIS!! WE GOT THE HIT MAKERS, THE RECORD BREAKERS, AND THE MONEYMAKERS THAT ARE GONNA PUT MORE GLIDE IN YOUR STRIDE, MORE DIPS IN YOUR HIPS, AND MORE C...
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  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #7 - THE RETURN OF THE SHOUTIN' COUNT!!

    BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!! IT'S THE RETURN OF SHOUT BAMALAMA!!THAT'S RIGHT BABIES, YOU HOOTED AND HOLLERED FOR MORE OF THAT HONKIN' NOISE SO HERE 'TIS!!WE GOT THE HIT MAKERS, THE RECORD BREAKERS, AND THE MONEYMAKERS THAT ARE GONNA PUT MORE GLIDE IN YOUR STRIDE, MORE DIPS IN YOUR HIPS, AND MORE CUT ...
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  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #6 - RHYTHM AND BLUES REVUE PART DEUX

    BY POPULAR DEMAND IT'S THE SHOUT BAMALAMA RHYTHM & BLUES REVUE PART DEUX! THAT'S RIGHT BABIES, YOU HOOTED AND HOLLERED FOR MORE OF THAT HONKIN' NOISE SO HERE 'TIS!! WE DUG DEEP INTO OUR STACKS OF WAX FOR THE HIT MAKERS, THE RECORD BREAKERS, AND THE MONEYMAKERS THAT ARE GONNA PUT MORE GLIDE IN YOUR S...
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  • GARAGEPUNK SURFCAST #18

    INSPIRED BY THE RECENT DISCOVERY OF HIS FIRST SURFBOARD IN A STACK OF CRAP DESTINED FOR THE SALVATION ARMY (THANKS MOM!), COUNT (ahem) SURFULA IS TAKING HIS CHERRY RUN AT THE BIG WAVE KNOWN AS THE GARAGEPUNK SURFCAST! WITH HIS SAND-SCRATCHED AND SALT-SPRAYED COLLECTION OF WAXED-UP BIG GUNS AND SH...
  • SHOUT BAMALAMA #1 HERE’S THE DAY-BYU!!

    THIS HERE’S THE DAY-BYU EPISODE OF SHOUT BAMALAMA! AND WE’RE GONNA DRAG YO’ ASS DOWN BELOW THE MASEY/DIXIE LINE!! THOUGH I CURRENTLY HANG MY HAT IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, MY HEART AND MY REAL HOME WILL ALWAYS BE DOWN SOUTH IN THE MIDDLE OF DIXIE. TWO OR THREE TIMES A YEAR I HAVE TO...
  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #2 TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT!!

    IF IT ROCKS AND ROLLS, WE’LL SHOVE IT IN YER EARHOLES!! IT SEEMED LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD WAS CONSPIRING AGAINST THIS SHOW GETTING FINISHED. MY ASSHOLE BOSSES ARE WORKING ME TO DEATH, I HAVE A NASTY COLD THAT’S TRYING TO TURN INTO PNEUMONIA (NOT THE ROCKIN’ KIND EITHER), IDIOTS RIPP...
  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #3 GEE-TAR RUMBLIN'

    IN THIS BETTER-LATE-THAN-NEVER EPISODE (THANKS, BLIP), WE’RE GONNA DO A LITTLE GEE-TAR RUMBLIN’ WITH SOME REVERB-DRENCHED RAVE-UPS FROM A LOONY BIN FULL OF INSTRO-MANIACS LIKE THE FINKS, THE BLAZERS AND SATAN’S PILGRIMS! IF YER LOOKIN’ FOR RED HOT ROCK N ROLL – TAKE IT ...
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  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #4 THE SHOUT BAMALAMA! RHYTHM AND BLUES REVUE!!

    BY POPULAR DEMAND!! IT’S THE BAMALAMA RECORDS RHYTHM & BLUES REVUE!! THAT’S RIGHT, BABIES. YOU HOOTED & HOLLERED FOR THAT HONKIN’ NOISE, SO HERE ’TIS!! YOU FREAKED AND SQUEAKED ’TIL YOU CRACKED YOUR BEAKS, SO WE’VE GOT THE SOUL TO PUT IN YOUR EARHOLE!! THE MAD PLA...
  • SHOUT BAMALAMA! #5 MERRY FREAKIN' X-MESS SPECIAL

    It’s Santa’s Little Helper and Rock n Roll Elf, Count Brockula, giving you the worst gift you’ll get this year – the SHOUT BAMALAMA Merry Freakin’ Christmas Special!! For the next hour I’ll be working my way through a bowl of my patented and time-tested bourbon-at...
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