Hardstairs
The depths we plunge, the truth as a side - Hard Stairs.
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H Longsail hardstairs@gmail.com
Mar 11 (13 days ago)
to :- info
Hi,
I am one of those 'here is my band' wankers,
I would love to write a dynamic and heartfelt synopsis of this, but in truth I can't.
In essence - I did some stuff - you don't know me - I like your internet show - so I send you a link - (if you have gotten this far well done) You listen - you think - we all move on in one consciousness not effected by ego nor affected by toil, rage nor war.
Any way
Thanks x
https://soundcloud.com/hardstairs
H.Longsail (made up name to hide job, family and avoid the tracing of hundreds of failed and vanquished bands before.)
Liam Hart liam@txxxxxxxx
Mar 11 (13 days ago)
to me
Hi there,
Thanks for the email and the fresh approach to finding gigs!
Do you have any videos of your band in action?
Thanks
Liam
From: H Longsail <hardstairs@gmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 11, 2014 12:04 AM
To: InfoBKC
Subject: The depths we plunge, the truth as a side - Hard Stairs.
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H Longsail hardstairs@gmail.com
Mar 11 (13 days ago)
to - Liam
Hi, sadly there isn't a video of us 'shaking all over'. I would guess such footage would be usefull for :
1) working out if we mime, or have any musical ability,
2) looking for colour co-ordinated outfits and matching dance moves,
3) checking that we in some way 'perform' whilst performing - and this is far more common a problem than some people think, many a time I've wondered if some acts are merely living out the end credits of their own channel 5 afternoon movie, rather than 'shaking' it.
You'll expect me to write some powerful awe filled statement of live power, so here goes (I can play the game) :-
Last time we played I lost a shoe.
I can supply a note from my Mum if needed to explain the whole 'shoegate' incident.
If the purpose of the footage was purely to ascertain how attractive we are I hope the attached image helps.
If however the image disgusts, I apologise and good day.
All the best
H. x
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H Longsail hardstairs@gmail.com
Mar 17 (7 days ago)
to - Liam
Too much? Sorry x
Smile it's only life xxx
H.