Fred , God bless him , has got "Beans in his ears" , too , from playing loud music for so many years. What was the line "...And he's taking my place" ? I have'nt heard it in a while.

Then , there's your countrymen , The Dukes , with "I'm an Unskilled Worker" - "Every day , when I'm alone , I just become a lazy bone"....Oh , wait , that IS what he said.

Or , not exactly misheard , but , The Rattles with "Las Vegas"- "LA LA LA LA , AUS ! AUS ! LAS VEGAS !!"  ("From , From Las Vegas ?!") , and "HAVE A WHISKEY ! HAVE A SODA !"  (I THINK THEY MEANT "HAVE A WHISKEY SODA" OR "HAVE A WHISKEY AND SODA", but , maybe it did'nt break down that way , to them......For which , I'm grateful.
 
The Raw Cuts said:

A friend back in Germany thought for reasons unknown to me that Fred Cole sings in 'Walking On My Grave' 'there's a new kid on the block and he's drinking my blood'. He must have had beans in his ears(a famous German saying).

A friend back in Germany thought for reasons unknown to me that Fred Cole sings in 'Walking On My Grave' 'there's a new kid on the block and he's drinking my blood'. He must have had beans in his ears(a famous German saying).

That's hilarious. I think the closest Johnny got to that was on "Stations of The Cross" where he's doing yet another live version of "Do You Love Me" , dedicating it to HenryVIII.

Johnny: Yew broke mah HAHHT cuz ah cud'nt dance....SO AH FUCKIN' CUT YER HEAD OFF !!!.......Ah kin Mash POTATAH , AH KIN DO DA TWIST !

Walter : DO THE TWIST !

Johnny : Ah kin cut yuh head off ! Ah could fuck yo' bitch ! (??)

Walter : I could make you piss ! (BOTH) TELL MEEEEEE , TELL MEEEE .......
 
MikeL said:

I have a good one.  Remember "Do You Love Me?" by the Contours?  The line that says, "I can mash potato," well, I seriously thought the singer sang "I'm a masturbator" when I first heard that song:)  I wondered to myself at the time, "How did they get away with releasing that song in 1962?"  I wonder if Johnny Thunders ever thought to sing it that way.

LOL, that's even better than my misunderstood lyric:)

Mark George Harrison said:

In Eddie Cochrans Drive in show theres a line which sounds like 'took my penis to the candy bar!'  its actually  'i'll bet my peanuts to a candy bar' which I just had to look up after 30 odd years of wondering! God bless t'internet!

I have a good one.  Remember "Do You Love Me?" by the Contours?  The line that says, "I can mash potato," well, I seriously thought the singer sang "I'm a masturbator" when I first heard that song:)  I wondered to myself at the time, "How did they get away with releasing that song in 1962?"  I wonder if Johnny Thunders ever thought to sing it that way.

That's a classic ! I knew he was saying "Peanuts" , he HAD to be...but , it always sounded like "I'll bet my penis to a candy bar...". Good early example. Someone asked me which song did I think had the first F-Bomb. I was'nt sure , but , "Shave 'em Dry" (Early 30'S) is posilutely FILTHY.
 
Mark George Harrison said:

In Eddie Cochrans Drive in show theres a line which sounds like 'took my penis to the candy bar!'  its actually  'i'll bet my peanuts to a candy bar' which I just had to look up after 30 odd years of wondering! God bless t'internet!

In Eddie Cochrans Drive in show theres a line which sounds like 'took my penis to the candy bar!'  its actually  'i'll bet my peanuts to a candy bar' which I just had to look up after 30 odd years of wondering! God bless t'internet!

is this the real life, is this just Battersea..?

Maybe you've heard of , or seen , the book "'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" , about "Frequently" misheard lyrics , when maybe a half - dozen or so entries were ever heard that way by anyone other than the compilers , such as : 

"There's a bathroom on the right" ("There's a bad moon on the rise").

When I was in Junior High , "Miss You" was a big deal , even though I was about the only kid in my school who even liked The Stones.

Use Dropbox to send the files to each other, it's free and if you send each other invites from it you can get some more free storage.

I don't have a clue about GarageBand, never used it.

There might be some information in the Offical Recording Thread.

Good luck!

Hey there,

I'm trying to record guitar using GarageBand, for a recording project where the bass player and drummer live in different countries. How do we sync up our parts? Do I have to use a metronome and if so, how is this done? Do I try to sync each downstroke to the beat of the metronome? 'Cos I tried it and it sounded kind of mechanical, not in a good way.

Also - anyone used the built-in guitar amps on GarageBand? Which amp/setting is best for a classic first-Ramones-album guitar sound?

Just joined, so I don't really see too much to complain about. I like the connectivity, and the fact that it's specialized (try finding music fans on Diaspora, etc.). I would like to see a sidebar on our accounts letting us link to our fave sites, etc. Kinda lets visitors get a sense of you as well.

Buzzcocks' Different Kind of Tension is also really ugly. 

Here are my picks- The Saints, Eternally Yours

Also, the MC5's Kick Out The Jams

And finally, The Sir Douglas Quintet, those boys won't ever win a beauty contest, will they?What are yours?

Yes! Les Rallizes Denudes - strong out deeper than the night, this band is super: Crampsy, noir-ish, w/ washes of noise, and a hypnotic bass. Good to sway to... Article, thinks they're Japanese.

Any other fans of the mighty CHROME CRANKS out there? I just learned they have a new LP coming out next month... their first since 1997!?! Can't wait! Here's a taste:

An early Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to my friends of the Hebrew persuasion! I'll be on the air and the web Saturday December 17 from 1:00-3:00PM EST playing garage, punk and smart-ass novelty tunes for the upcoming Holidays. You can listen on 89.7 WITR-FM in Rochester, NY or streaming live at http://witr.rit.edu/ .

Show #353: "All Requests Show #2" playlist:

The Mahavishnu Orchestra - "Birds Of Fire"
The Factory - "Try A Little Sunshine"
Chicago - "Fancy Colours"
Etta James - "Baby What You Want Me To Do"
Tintern Abbey - "Vacuum Cleaner"
Joni Mitchell - "Songs To Aging Children Come"
The Music Machine - "Masculine Intuition"
Simon & Garfunkel - "The Only Living Boy In New York"
Consortium - "The Day The Train Never Came"
Bob Lind - "Mr. Zero"
Julian's Treatment - "Fourth From The Sun"
Bee Gees - "I Started A Joke"
July - "Jolly Mary"
De Maskers - "Death!!!"
Deep Purple - "Smoke On The Water"
The Attack - "Strange House"
Cat Stevens - "The Wind"
Scott Walker - "Duchess"
Death - "Politicians In My Eyes"
King Crimson - "Starless And Bible Black"
Stray - "In Reverse/Some Say"
The Seeds - "Can't Seem To Make You Mine"
Roy Buchanan - "The Messiah Will Come Again"
Be Bop Deluxe - "Adventures In A Yorkshire Landscape"
War - "Beetles In The Bog"
Huey "Piano" Smith & The Clowns - "Don't You Just Know It"
The Turtles - "Somewhere Friday Night"
801 - "East Of Asteroid"
The Monks - "Oh, How To Do Now"
The Blue Banana - "My Luv"
David Bowie - "Life On Mars?"
Crabby Appleton - "Go Back"
The Dave Clark Five - "You Got What It Takes"
Wilkinson Tri-Cycle - "9-5, '59"
The Seekers - "I'll Never Find Another You"
Carole King - "Smackwater Jack"
Rush - "I Think I'm Going Bald

Click here to stream this show now: http://eggmanrulez.com/m3u/353.m3u
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Egg

Show #353: "All Requests Show #2"

Every 3 weeks I leave an open slot to do random themes and whatnot. This week is my official Christmas Show, a gift to all my listeners! I am letting YOU choose the playlist! I've received a bunch of awesome requests in the past week and tonight I'll be playing a good majority of them. I will also be open to phone requests, but just to warn you...I'll have to resort to using the WSCA library, which isn't as diverse as my personal collection (so I may not be able to fulfill your requests via phone). This is why I asked all my listeners to send their requests prior to tonight's live show. So, tune in tonight and hear the songs you chose by bands and artists like: The Mahavishnu Orchestra, The Factory, Etta James, Tintern Abbey, Joni Mitchell, The Music Machine, Simon & Garfunkel, Bee Gees, July, De Maskers, The Attack, Cat Stevens, Scott Walker, Death, King Crimson, Stray, The Monks, Roy Buchanan, The Turtles, The Seeds, The Dave Clark Five, Wilkinson Tri-Cycle, Rush and many many others!!

***To stream The Metaphysical Circus live via the web click this link: http://portsmouthcommunityradio.org/listen ... to listen to past shows, view playlists and more, fan the show on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Metap ... 50?sk=wall … or check out my website (to be updated someday): http://eggmanrulez.com/
Live every Friday night at 10pm to 1am EST on WSCA-LP 106.1 FM, Portsmouth Community Radio!

Watch my playlist unravel before your eyes LIVE here: http://wscafm.radioactivity.fm/

Egg

12-16-11

Santa Had a Wreck – Terry Anderson & The Olympic Ass-Kickin’ Team
Mr. Santa Claus – The Fleshtones
Dancin’ With Santa – The Trashmen
Christmas Stocking – Roger LaVern & The Microns
Christmas Lights – Wild Billy Childish & the Musicians of the British Empire

Lyin’ Girl – Reigning Sound
No Greater Love – The Flat Duo Jets
Cut it Out – Joe Tex
Let’s Do the Ubangi Stomp – The Outcasts
Run, Run, Run/Who Do You Love – The Plimsouls

Watch This – The Havox
Like Long Hair – Paul Revere & the Raiders
Keep Me Posted – The Norvins
Make Me Tremble – Joey Ramone & Andy Shernoff
Cake on My Pants, Baby – Gary “Pig” Gold

I’ll Always Be Around – The Higher State
Needles in the Camel’s Eye – The Hickoids
En Attendant La Fin Du Monde – Curlee Wurlee

Local Lunchbox
Old Lady – Trent Fox & the Tenants
Sounds Fine to Me – Trent Fox & the Tenants
Drinking Song – The Hussy
Social Critique of Madison – The Hussy

Numbers – The Barreracudas
Middle Way – The Gerry Alvarez Odyssey
Touch Sensitive – The Fall
Forensic R& B – The Spartan Dreggs
Back in the U.S.A. – Bloodshot Bill

Martha Berner live in the studio

Little Miss Keith Richards – John Wesley Coleman
Black Train – Mighty Fine
Monkey Man – Lonnie Youngblood & His Bloodhounds
Late, Late Party – The Martinis

Long Way Down – The Booze
Cold Deck – Trapper Schoepp & The Shades
Zero to Stupid – Tommy Stinson
Jesus Was a Wino – Lydia Loveless

Goodbye – The Cobras
Gunnin’ For Peter – The Wailers
Rockin’ at the Hop – The Red Counts
Worry, Worry, Worry – Tommy Knackin & the Four Jets
Red Hot – Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs

Little Runaway – Ramma Lamma
She Got Soul – The Live Ones
Hitman – Wax Idols
She’s Dancing Around – Eddy Current Suppression Ring
Skull Hair – Heavy Times
Terrapin – King Khan & The BBQ Show
Demon the Whiskey Down – The Naked Heroes

Playlist Dec 15/2011

Ok, this show was supposed to be a live to air with Weirdonia, a real cool 2 piece combo from Wheatley Ontario. Things started off great, the band showed up right on time, the 2 sound engineers (Dennis and Casey) were both here on time and it looked like everything was going to go great! Weirdonia had a set list all planned out and were getting all psyched up to blow down the walls. Then Preston's synthesizer decided not to work, no big deal, just change the setlist a bit and we'll carry on. Soundcheck sounded really good and everything was ready to go by around 7:30. Weirdonia kicked it in for their first song and it sounded amazing in the control booth. Then suddenly CHRW Manager Grant comes flying in and says 'you've gotta stop them, there's an exam going on directly below us and they've complained about the noise.' At first i figured he was just kidding, but then he said 'they were supposed to send us a schedule of any exams going on downstairs and they didn't but we've gotta stop it anyways.' Well, that put an end to that live to air, just about 1 and a half songs into it....lots of apologies from Grant and myself to the band. Luckily it was Professor Mike Atkinson who was running the exam and he actually came upstairs to say sorry that we had to stop as he was digging it!! Shit happens!
So we did a way longer than usual interview with Weirdonia and played several of their songs...all available when you do a search for Weirdonia as they are the only band with that name! And i also forgot to ask them about their appearances in the last 2 issues of Bananas zine outta NYC which is available locally at Grooves Records.

1. Black Holes...Miss Pearl...from the live at The Brunswick CD as guitarist Tom Hilborn has an art show at Call The Office on saturday night and the Black Holes will be playing.

2. Pack AD....Cobra Matte...recorded live at Call The Office 10/7/11 and they are in town tonight at APK.

3. Pack AD...Hear Me Out...from their latest LP Unpersons.

4. The Standstills...Blues Radio...from The Human Element CD and they are opening for Pack AD tonight. And they are releasing their first 7" tonight as well!

5. Osterberg...WIthout You...from their L'Osterberg CD and they are playing with The Black Holes on Saturday night at Call The Office.

6. Lost Patrol...Blues Theme...from their only LP and the beginning of our Windsor Ontario set as Weirdonia are from outside Windsor and they play there a fair bit. Lost Patrol were featured in many issues of What Wave as well as appearing on several of the cassette compilations and even on Mr Garager's Neighbourhood, the LP we released on OG Records.

7. Dry Heaves...Portable...from their Rave Up LP Shoot Yourself!. Late 70's Windsor area combo who played at least once here in London at The Cedar Lounge.

8. The Spys...Underground...from their only 7" and also from The Windsor area. Late 70's/early 80's combo who later became The Nelsons and played at The Cedar Lounge here in London many times.

9. Weirdonia...How About I Slap Your....beginning of the live to air show.

10. Weirdonia...Dutchman On The Wall...ending of the live to air show.

11. The Hook Up...65 Has No Blues...from the Call Up The Devil CD. And, The Hook Up are playing in Windsor Ontario on saturday night.

12. Weirdonia...1960's Antique Clock...from a download.

13. Weirdonia...I Walk The Line...from a download.

14. The Leather Uppers...She Digs Death...from the Pantsuit Party 7". 2 piece from Toronto who remind me of Weirdonia for some bizarre reason.

15. Leather Uppers...Plastic Hassle...as above.

16. Leather Uppers...Carne Mysterioso...from the split 7" with Icky Boyfriends.

17. Leather Uppers...Senorita...as above.

18. Weirdonia...Masked Boys Choir...from a download.

19. Bobby Barnett...Drink Canada Dry...from the Country Trash CD and there's a line about seeing Detroit in the rear view mirror while driving out of Windsor. Pure country trash.

20. Vicious Cycles...I Gotta Girl....from the Noises From The Hideout compilation from the garagepunk hideout which Weirdonia is a proud member.

21. Weirdonia...Green Tables...from a download.

22. The Diodes...Catwalker...from the Action/Reaction CD on Bongobeat Records.

23. The Diodes...Time Damage...recorded live at Call The Office 11/18/11. I may have played more than one song from this live show as i was scrambling as the next DJ didn't show up....first time this has ever happened to me in over 8 years onair!!!

HUGE thanx to Weirdonia for coming onair and next time we'll do it proper! Check them out if you get a chance as they are a lot of fun live and recorded.

Next week we'll be spinning all Christmas songs....not your usual Christmas fare as long time listeners will know and we'll have The Legendary Stardust Cowboy calling in with his annual Christmas message.

And here's the link for the archived show:

http://chrwradio.com/podcasts/..94-9CHRWThu1900.mp3

The 40 Watt Club in Athens, GA, of course.

Been a looong time since I went clubbing, but I nominate Emo's in Austin, TX. Killer Jukebox, 2  stages, and even the bouncers are nice. It's also close to a great watering hole, Casino El Camino.

Haven't been to Europe, but I always hear nice things about Spain and the Netherlands, re band treatment, rabid fans, and cool scenes.

Hey, man, howya doin'? I got this on my blog, and thought ya might like it. Enjoy, Dave

charles lamey, the snarl meets the psyche

fyi- my blog, mainly other stuff

THE JANEDEAR GIRLS :)