Rudi Protrudi surely although Lance D'Boyle from the Poison Girls is a good one. I was in a band once with Zen Spacker which still makes me smile.
Thee Slayer Hippie - Dwarves
Thee Billy Childish
Link Meany - The Meanies
Attila the Stockbroker
Dizzy Gillispie
Seething Wells
How could we forget REV NORB
Wayne/Jayne County
Was always fond of Rat Scabies, Poison Ivy, Klaus Fluoride, and Dan Electro ... Poly Styrene ...
ONE OF THE BEST I EVER HEARD....I can't even confirm it was ever used. When I was in Junior High School , my friend said that the Brother of a friend of his had "Gone Punk" , and was even patronizing bands like The Skuds , IN Dallas. sO , HE DECIDED HE HAD TO ADOPT A PSUEDONYM..
" SURE BERT". It ranks up there BECAUSE it's so stupid , and I STILL REMEMBER IT 35 YEARS LATER.