Bio
A dynamic quadrabang of thunder and twang, Machete Western has been simultaneously offending and arousing the peoples of Texas since its conception. They are known for manipulating innocent on-listeners into violent convulsions of ethnic dances and tribal shouting. Although they are rumored to be worshipers of Satan they still play the gospels. They will put you on the threshold of awkward pain and nauseous pleasure. Libations and fornifications, Machete Western has it all.
Favorite Music
The Cramps, Waylon Jennings, Dead Kennedys, Roy Orbison, G.G. Allin, George Jones,
Favorite Movies
Caged Virgins, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, How to Stuff a Wild Bikini, Holy Mountain
Other Hobbies/Interests
Satan, violent masturbation studies, various drugs
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