1.) When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is cake if you can't eat it?2.) When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?3.) People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really...
1) I am not a small boy out conkering 2) I have never been to Peru 3) I am not typing this with my feet 4) I am not at present riding in a lift 5) I am not in the middle of an LSD flashback 6) I am not wearing a snorkle 7) I am not Houdini 8) I am not currently working deep undercover for the CIA 9)...