Reply by John Battles 22 hours ago

You'll need - Seltzer , chocolate syrup ( Pref. Fox's U-Bet , IF you can find it .) Or strawberry syrup , milk , large glass (A pint glass is fine , or , bigger , if you have it...) , a long straw . Pour one inch of syrup into glass , then one inch of milk. You can stir the two , together , if you prefer. No martial law says you can't add more syrup.

Then , pour in the seltzer (You might want to pour it in , sparingly , the milk meeting the carbonation has a very volcanic effect.) , and , as David Johansen said on this very subject , "WATCH THE SMILES BEGIN !!!!!"