Whatever it is, I feel pretty confident that it can't top this!

I'd say the entire "Thriller' video ranks up there pretty high. I still like some of The Jackson 5's stuff. But , JACKSON WAS PUSHING 30 AND still SINGING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. iT WAS CREEPY.

The whole album is one Vincent Price cameo short of sheer Pop hogwash.

OTHER VIDEOS , ESPECIALLY IN THE 80'S , WERE ONLY WORSE BECAUSE THEY COMBINED BAD MUSIC AND MUCH CHEAPER PRODUCTION TECHNIQUES. I know I'm supposed to be brimming with nostalgia for The 80's , and the worst music the decade excreted , but , the only thing MTV had going for it , then , was IRS's Cutting Edge (With Peter Zaremba) , Andy Warhol's 15 minutes , Closet Classics (Blue Cheer , Arthur Brown , Nazz , Tommy James , etc. , in rotation.), and the occasional great guests (Ramones , Cramps , Iggy, e.g.) on 120 Minutes.  I did think the host was Morrissey for years.

And here is a look into their "wisdom" = band interview!

Mein Gott ! He brought the Berin Wall down . too , just ask him , as well as having a voice as smooth as silk and 3/4TH OF AN OCTAVE MORE THAT ROY ORBISON.
I'LL GIVE HIM CREDIT WHERE IT'S DUE , THE MAN CAN REALLY LAUGH AT HIMSELF. SEE JOHN WATERS' "DIRTY SHAME".
 Audio Gasoline said:

The Hoff "Hooked On A Feelin"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

Ohhhhhh booooy!  Wow, I cannot even list all the ways this sux. At least they wore their coolest sweatpants when they were rockin' that empty sand bag warehouse. 3 guys playing and 3 douche-bags a-growlin', can't stop laughing, this is awesome.

Chaz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHLXnyY537c

Pretty pretty Bad, in my opinion

The Hoff "Hooked On A Feelin"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

......I get ya.  THIS MAY BE THE ONLY BAD VERSION OF "APACHE" I'VE HEARD......

I was talking metaphorically, of course. I bet Jet Harris would be turning, so you can run the National Grid off him. 

John Battles said:

   Hank Marvin's still alive . I never heard anything to the contrary.    I checked some Wikipedia pages  , and they all had him listed as still living , and 70 years of age (Further disspelling the idiot theory that you can be too old to rock.) . Jet Harris , The Shadows' original Bassist and solo artist in his own right , died recently , but , Hank and The Shadows are still doing sporadic reunion shows , with and without Cliff Richard.    I'm sure this video would put his off his food , though.....Jorgen Ingman , too , were he still living.  
 
Chris Henniker said:

I bet Hank Marvin's spinning in his grave, as it is so excruciatingly bad. Ironically, the punks loved Apache because of its simplicity. Being a Shadows fan, I think this could be the worst version of Apache I've come across.

Zxath said:

Jan Terri ..I had a true WTF moment!!! She's got it all! Fantastic!!....

Here's a totally crap video...a hideous version of Apache, with images that explain why punk happened. However as 7ts vids go, it really is nudging the cliche, its so bad its good...

   Hank Marvin's still alive . I never heard anything to the contrary.    I checked some Wikipedia pages  , and they all had him listed as still living , and 70 years of age (Further disspelling the idiot theory that you can be too old to rock.) . Jet Harris , The Shadows' original Bassist and solo artist in his own right , died recently , but , Hank and The Shadows are still doing sporadic reunion shows , with and without Cliff Richard.    I'm sure this video would put his off his food , though.....Jorgen Ingman , too , were he still living.  
 
Chris Henniker said:

I bet Hank Marvin's spinning in his grave, as it is so excruciatingly bad. Ironically, the punks loved Apache because of its simplicity. Being a Shadows fan, I think this could be the worst version of Apache I've come across.

Zxath said:

Jan Terri ..I had a true WTF moment!!! She's got it all! Fantastic!!....

Here's a totally crap video...a hideous version of Apache, with images that explain why punk happened. However as 7ts vids go, it really is nudging the cliche, its so bad its good...

I bet Hank Marvin's spinning in his grave, as it is so excruciatingly bad. Ironically, the punks loved Apache because of its simplicity. Being a Shadows fan, I think this could be the worst version of Apache I've come across.

Zxath said:

Jan Terri ..I had a true WTF moment!!! She's got it all! Fantastic!!....

Here's a totally crap video...a hideous version of Apache, with images that explain why punk happened. However as 7ts vids go, it really is nudging the cliche, its so bad its good...

He he... remarkable.. loved the dancing boy's part.

Mike said:

How do you top that!!!!!!! Funny creepy and bad all rolled up in one.

Here, back to the minor league bad.

Jan Terri ..I had a true WTF moment!!! She's got it all! Fantastic!!....

Here's a totally crap video...a hideous version of Apache, with images that explain why punk happened. However as 7ts vids go, it really is nudging the cliche, its so bad its good...

This is excruciating, even down to the singing. At leat The Monks were on the show too. She's so unattractive as well, which could be indicative of her career arc.

John Battles said:

You're so right. I don't know what happened to her.....She was playing in a very small club once , years ago , and I could'nt get it together to get down there in time.

Go to "Chic A Go Go" on You Tube and see if her performance of "Rock'n'Roll Santa " is up.
Alan Creed said:

What would be a "worst video contest" without Jan Terri?

i think douchbagification is my new favorite word!  btw fun thread!

kopper said:

Damn, the douchebagification of country music contained in one music video.

I DID'NT KNOW THE HUDSON BROS. SUBBED AS A METAL BAND IN LATER YEARS.
 
Torn Down Units said:

You should have seen the hippie granny "singing" this at Dino's Bar Karaoke about two months ago.
 
swt said:

I'll offer this

You're so right. I don't know what happened to her.....She was playing in a very small club once , years ago , and I could'nt get it together to get down there in time.

Go to "Chic A Go Go" on You Tube and see if her performance of "Rock'n'Roll Santa " is up.
Alan Creed said:

What would be a "worst video contest" without Jan Terri?

HA HA....Well put. The Vodka advertisement is probably better.  Steven Tyler ....aping Alice Cooper ? SAY IT AIN'T SO.  The kid at 1:04 , he's a relatively well known actor , now. He's the guy from "Pecker" by John Waters. I did'nt make it thru the whole thing. Even lifting from The Yardbirds could'nt salvage this song , tho'.
 
Ghislaine said:

Alice cooper revisted by Disneyland or Starbucks hahahaha

The Ultimatemost High said:

First video that pops to mind is....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw&ob=av2e

Wooo... great video!

Mr Yates said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNY3i6MybpU

I am not sure if it is bad or funny or both.

The kangaroos are excellent and you can't fault Deb for her enthuasiam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNY3i6MybpU

I am not sure if it is bad or funny or both.

The kangaroos are excellent and you can't fault Deb for her enthuasiam.

It doesn't warrant being called real country, as it's not about working class pride, drinking, fighting and fucking. I'd rather have some Ray Charles or Fann Wong anyday.

gregor said:

super fuckin pish "country" with a horrific hip hop club video,never seen anything like that in the uk.....ever!is that common in the US

SarahJayne said:

This one is pretty bad. Text book definition of suck.

super fuckin pish "country" with a horrific hip hop club video,never seen anything like that in the uk.....ever!is that common in the US

SarahJayne said:

This one is pretty bad. Text book definition of suck.

This is almost  (or should I say, outright) camp.
The Yowl said:

Barbarian gone wrong.

If they weren't serious, they would be genius:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhq1uWY9wHg

Barbarian gone wrong.

If they weren't serious, they would be genius:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhq1uWY9wHg