Whats the funniest lyrics you've heard?

My choice is two howlin' wolf songs.

1) I was built for comfort, i wasn't built for speed.(admit it it's hilarious)

2) I am 300 pounds of joy.

 

 

How 'bout "I'm Allergic to Flowers" by Jefferson Handkerchief?!

A hilarious parody of hippies ;D

 

My baby is gentle and she's fine

She wears a button on her shoulder saying 'I'm a flower child'

That's a groovy thing to be

If she wasn't loving me

'Cause I start sneezing for hours..

I'm allergic to flooowweeerrrsss!!

 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK8Psykvlso

[booo it's not letting me embed for some reason]

Alex said:

oh, oh, oh, oh!
you gotta treat a woman rough
you gotta treat a woman tough
be a caveman (oh, oh, oh)
and keep her in line

oh, oh, oh, oh!
you gotta pull her by the hair
hold her tighter than a grizzly bear
be a caveman (oh, oh, oh)
and keep her in line

you gotta show a woman who wears the pants
if you want her to stick by you
you can have her eating right out of your hand
heres what ya gotta do..

show a woman that you're a man
you gotta show her where you stand
be a caveman (oh, oh, oh)
and keep her in line

oh, oh, oh, oh!

be a caveman!

 

I'm also including a YouTube link with a funny video to go along with the song.  Enjoy!

Giannis KRI said:

It would be funnier if i could understand the lyrics....

Alex said:

"Be a Caveman" by the Avengers is pretty funny.

-Hahahaha; Oh that's great :DD

Oh, and the Gizmos.

Anything by the Screamin' Mee-Mees.

"Brain Job" - Rubber City Rebels

"My mind's in a trance/Gotta headache in my pants/I'm just a plain slob/Gotta get a brain job/CHORUS:Gotta get a brain job/Gotta do it now/Gotta get a brain job/But I don't know how!"

Hahaha thanks man.Great.   Check i am allergic to flowers by jefferson handkerchief.

Alex said:

oh, oh, oh, oh!
you gotta treat a woman rough
you gotta treat a woman tough
be a caveman (oh, oh, oh)
and keep her in line

oh, oh, oh, oh!
you gotta pull her by the hair
hold her tighter than a grizzly bear
be a caveman (oh, oh, oh)
and keep her in line

you gotta show a woman who wears the pants
if you want her to stick by you
you can have her eating right out of your hand
heres what ya gotta do..

show a woman that you're a man
you gotta show her where you stand
be a caveman (oh, oh, oh)
and keep her in line

oh, oh, oh, oh!

be a caveman!

 

I'm also including a YouTube link with a funny video to go along with the song.  Enjoy!

Giannis KRI said:

It would be funnier if i could understand the lyrics....

Alex said:

"Be a Caveman" by the Avengers is pretty funny.

oh, oh, oh, oh!
you gotta treat a woman rough
you gotta treat a woman tough
be a caveman (oh, oh, oh)
and keep her in line

oh, oh, oh, oh!
you gotta pull her by the hair
hold her tighter than a grizzly bear
be a caveman (oh, oh, oh)
and keep her in line

you gotta show a woman who wears the pants
if you want her to stick by you
you can have her eating right out of your hand
heres what ya gotta do..

show a woman that you're a man
you gotta show her where you stand
be a caveman (oh, oh, oh)
and keep her in line

oh, oh, oh, oh!

be a caveman!

 

I'm also including a YouTube link with a funny video to go along with the song.  Enjoy!

Giannis KRI said:

It would be funnier if i could understand the lyrics....

Alex said:

"Be a Caveman" by the Avengers is pretty funny.

It would be funnier if i could understand the lyrics....

Alex said:

"Be a Caveman" by the Avengers is pretty funny.

"Be a Caveman" by the Avengers is pretty funny.

Hank williams "Dear John" is pretty funny all together but my favorite part is:
"Now my gal's short and stubby, She's strong as she can be, But if that little old gal of mine, Ever get's a-hold of me, That's all she wrote, Dear John, I've sent your saddle home."