my good friend simon  has, over the past couple of years has  been given rather a lot of tequila.

crusen for a Brusen!!!!......Fuck !!!!!! all Booze will Kick your Ass!!!!! but tekiLia is a mysterios monster!!!!..... kinda like the chupa cabra!!!!!l

ohhh, i luv tequila!
specially olmeca, goregeous bottle.
'tequila, sexo, marijuana' <3

a shot or two.... at the bar is ok.... dont Drive!!!! .... dont buy a bottle of the Shit!!!!

I enjoy tequila but I've never gotten naked drunk of it or any other liquor unless other substances were involved. Maybe I'm not applying myself and should make a greater effort. I believe there are different kinds of buzzes but I don't think tequila makes me any more wild than the next booze. The only thing close to a barking at the moon tequila freakout was when I had two shots of what I was told was absinthe. I don't know if it was like the original or the newer approximation (synthetic? absynth?) but I was both psychedelicized and zombified!

no pants, check! window broken,ckeck! head exploding,check!
.well yes pretty much the same except for the deafness bought about by letting off guns in the back yard at four in the morning "blanks i might add not live rounds, this is the uk".

ive never had a happy medium w/ tequila....starts out fun....doing the shots & salt thing ....then i wake up the next day...no pants...window broken... Layin in the Living room....head exploding!!!

"could never possibly drink it all"? Must be a truckload to make such a statement! Though I would love to share my most adventurous tequila story, pure shame precludes it. Suffice it to say that there were no victims at the end of the morning.
While living in germany, I discovered a tiny authentic Mexican restaurant in my village owned by a California transplant who kept tiny bottles of tequila with the worm inside, and a large book containing the roster of those brave enough to "eat the worm" compiled over many years. I had to get my name in that book, and did so one night during after-hours poker playing with said owner and another friend of mine (also a Californian). Unfortunately, that night ended with my friend losing a rather large pot (to me, on a bluff) and going bananas, getting thrown out, and then dragging several pieces of lumber into the street to form a barricade in front of the man's restaurant/home. At 3 in the morning. Lesson: don't start drinking large quantities of tequila after having drunk large quantities of wine throughout the day. Also, Hillbillies can outdrink Californians, so Californians shouldn't gamble with Hillbillies after drinking!