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Anyone who has ever worked at a record store (or who has just been really anal about where they file their own albums and CDs on the shelves) knows this dilemma: Where to alphabetically file certain bands/artists in relation to the others. If it's a band that begins with a number, for example, does it go at the *beginning* of the alphabet (in front of the A's), or do you file it by how the number would be spelled?
I always filed bands like Davie Allan & the Arrows under A (for Allan), since it was clearly he and then his band. Mark & the Spies goes under M, even though it's his first name, because his last name isn't part of the band name. Those were easy. But then you have the case of band names that are also musician names: The Bobby Fuller Four, for example. Bobby Fuller also released some stuff before he named his band the Bobby Fuller Four, so I file that stuff under F for Fuller. But do you file the Bobby Fuller Four's stuff under B then, because it's a band name? What about other band names that also include the artist name? The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion or Jeffrey Novak One Man Band... JSBX under J or S? JNOMB under J or N?
Also, what about a band name that actually contains two names? The King Khan & BBQ Show, for example. I realize this one would just go under "K" because both "King" and "Khan" begin with "K," but do you file it by "King" or "Khan"? In other words, would it go before or after your Kingsmen, Kinks, and Kiss albums?
Alice Cooper was the name of the band as well as the man. Go under "A" or "C"? Jethro Tull was a band name, not a person. It goes under J.
Also, just like you wouldn't file The Rolling Stones under "T" for "The," bands that begin with the word "Thee" would also not go under "T"... Thee Fine Lines go in the F's, Thee Mighty Caesars in the M's, and Thee Crucials under C.
Another one that's always bugged me was Viva L'American Death Ray Music. On their first album, they were simply known as American Death Ray, but on their subsequent records, they added the "Viva..." stuff. So do they go under A or V?
The number thing: Do The 5.6.7.8's go ahead of the As, or under F for "Five"? I always put number bands at the beginning, ahead of the As... the 1-4-5's are at the very beginning because 1 comes before 5 (the 5.6.7.8's are next), then the 7-10 Splits, 7 Shot Screamers, 13th Floor Elevators, '68 Comeback, the 75s and 999. BUT I put ? and the Mysterians under Q. Should they also go in front of the As?
If you've ever tried to search for bands on Evert's Grunnen Rocks site, you know this can be complicated. He has Angel, Eddie in one spot and then Eddie Angel & the Omega Men under E. WTF? Why not list him as Angel, Eddie & the Omega Men so that they fall next to each other on the list?
Anyway, I was just curious how the rest of you guys have solved this problem.
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