Not sure if this thread already exists, but it should

JANITORS - My Stupid Girlfriend Hates Christmas (2012)

https://soundcloud.com/janitorscloset/janitors-my-stupid-girlfriend

Basement 5 - Last White Christmas (1980)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDN_T9Pr11w&feature=share

Add more!

One more post-Christmas Christmas song:

Power Pop Santa:

I realize it's after Christmas but I just saw this thread & didn't see these two:

Jackie & the Cedrics - Silent Night Rumble/Santa Claus

The Henchmen - Come On Santa/Merry Christmas Baby

Both on Norton.

Speaking of Black Punk Time  www.roctober.com - DO IT , NOW !

There's a section on Phil Lynott on his connection to Punk - He was friends with several of the UK Punk Bands - Most notably The Pistols. He and Cook and Jones were the primary studio band on Johnny Thunders' solo debut , "So Alone", and key members of The Sex Pistols (Cook and Jones) and Thin Lizzy (Lynott , Scott Gorham and Brian Downey.) collaborated as The Greedy Bastards , or just The Greedies , recording the now - collectible "Merry Jingle" (A rocked up medley of "Jingle Bells" and "We Wish You a Merry Christmas.). The funny thing is  before I found this single , I found a version by a Japanese Oi! band called Sledge Hammer. Phil probably would have dug the irony.

Mark George , Hey , ask Mike Spenser about The Cannibals song. He's up here.I WAS GOING TO MENTION THE YOBS (THE BOYS IN "DISGUISE"), BUT , I COULD'NT REMEMBER ANY SONG TITLES.....I JUST HAVE A CRAPPY TAPE I MADE IN THE EARLY 90'S , SOMEWHERE.....I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE THE MACC LADS ' XMAS SONG....

I'M SURE IT GOES "LOTS OF SHAGGING AND BEER AND ALE , LOTS OF CHIPS AND CURRY , CAN'T FAIL , I FEEL ME ARSE OPEN UP WIDE , LEAVE A PRESENT FOR ME NEIGHBORS INSIDE ! I WIPE ME ARSE ON THEIR DAILY PAPER , THIS DRUNK I'M ON , WILL IT EVER TAPER? THE LASSES LOVE IT WHEN I'M  ON THE PISS. I GOT A MISTLETOE BELT BUCKLE,

GIZ A KISS.                            Hey , that's pretty good , I should sell it to them , y'think.

HEY , HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE TO OUR FREINDS OVERSEAS !!!! DON'T BE LIKE THE MACC LADDS AND CATCH A DISEASE.
 
Mark George Harrison said:

The Yobs 12 days of Christmas.

The Vandals 'oi to the world' Christmas album.

The Macc lads 'Jingle bells'

The Cannibals did a Christmas single in a shaped sleeve which for the life of me I cant find and cant remember the name of!

oh , cool , a new Joe "King" Carrasco Xmas song. Wish I had a copy of "It's a Party Christmas". I should have asked him about it when I talked to him , last year.

At the risk of being tacky, lemme plug my latest podcast, 2012 Big Enchilada Christmas Special http://garagepunk.ning.com/profiles/blogs/big-enchilada-55-2012-chr....

It's got "Drinking Up Christmas" by The Dwarves, City of Christmas Ghosts by Glodblade with Poly Styrene, a NEW Joe "King" Carrasco xmas song, "Tamale Christmas" and more.

What the hell, here's a link to all FIVE of my Xmas podcasts: 

http://www.bigenchiladapodcast.com/search/label/xmas

Merry Christmas, all

I wrote an essay on the best and worst Christmas songs, where I put the worst as Cliff Richard, Wizzard and Mr Blobby. The angle was the best & worst No 1's in the UK, where I laid the conventions of the Christmas hit bare.

It' not there at the link location. I gotta hear some psychedelic Korean Christmas music! 

Can someone repost it?

Grazianohmygod said:

My girlfriend found this album by HE5, a Korean psychedelic band from the late 60's. No lyrics, but some pretty dirty 'n' fun versions of some Christmas Standards.

The Dirtbombs - My Last Christmas

JD McDonald - Boogaloo Santa Claus 

This wouldn't normally fall into the garage category but it's nice and raw

My girlfriend found this album by HE5, a Korean psychedelic band from the late 60's. No lyrics, but some pretty dirty 'n' fun versions of some Christmas Standards.

The Dirtbombs - My Last Christmas

JD McDonald - Boogaloo Santa Claus 

The 5.6.7.8's- Rock & Roll Santa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOCVpu6i0C8

I think there was a thread before, but I'm always on the lookout for new ones for my wife's cafe play list to save her from the monotony of crappy x-mas songs. Here are a few others of x-mas past, maybe not all "garage punk", but of general interest to those here maybe.

Billy Childish and the MBE - Christmas 1979 LP ( a bunch of tunes on that)

Untamed Youth - Santa's Gonna Shut Them Down

Lazy Cowhirls - Sock It To Me Santa

Swingin' Neckbreakers - Santa Claus Ain't Coming This Year

Flat Duo jets - I'll Have A Mery Christmas Without You

Creamers - 'Bob Kringle' & Father Christmas

The Sympathy For The Record Industry Comp "Happy Birthday Baby Jesus" has the following:

• Shitbirds - Christmas Is A Comin'
• Humpers - Run, run Rudolph
• Junkyard Dogs - Brand New Bike
• Jackknife - Santa Claus Never Forgets
• Claw Hammer - The Night Before Christmas
• New Bomb Turks - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
• Devil Dogs - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday
• Red Aunts - Little Drummer Bitch
• RFTC - Cancel Christmas
• Jeferry Evans - Mr. Blue X-Mas

X- Santa Claus is Coming to town (just heard this on the radio last night.Pretty uninspiring in my opinion though)

Surfaries - Surfer's Christmas

Legendary Tiger Man - Fuck Christmas, I Got the Blues

The Fleshtones also have an album called "Stocking Stuffer" from a few years ago.

Also Flying Bomb compiled a couple of their "Surprise Package" 7 inches into a cd that has x-mas tunes from the likes of the Dirtys, Von Bondies, Blowtops, Dirtbombs, Bantam rooster etc etc etc

The Yobs 12 days of Christmas.

The Vandals 'oi to the world' Christmas album.

The Macc lads 'Jingle bells'

The Cannibals did a Christmas single in a shaped sleeve which for the life of me I cant find and cant remember the name of!

Sit'n'Spin had a song called "Santa Claws" , but , I can't remember if it's the same song.

Joe "King" Carrasco and The Crowns - It's a Party Christmas ( Recorded as a promo for MTV , but , it's a good track , anyway.). Not commercially released. There's a video on You Tube.

I would'nt really call "The Last White Christmas" a Christmas song , it's more of a reflection of all the change and upheaval in , and maybe just after , 1979. Still , it refers to Christmas , so , it can be used as one. It is a great song , no mistake. Go to www.roctober.com   and click on Black Punk Time for more info on Basement 5 .

The HUMMS - "Santa CLAWS Is Watching You" (Cover of the Ray Stevens Tune) 

https://soundcloud.com/gypsy-farm-records/the-humms-santa-claws-is

Okay, I can add a couple...

Thee Headcoatees - Santa Claus

The Dickies - Silent Night

Gene Autry - Here Comes Santa Claus

I was thinking of just this very thing the past couple of days....Though I do my best to block Christmas out , to the extent that I seldom listen to even my favorite Xmas R'n'R Songs...

Like , um ..... Wailers - Christmas Spirit .

                    Sonics - Santa Claus , Don't Believe in Christmas.

                     Slade - Merry Christmas , Everybody.

                    Bob Seger and The Last Herd - Sock it To Me , Santa.

                   Teddy and The Talltops - Christmas in The Congo.

                   James White and The Blacks - Christmas With Satan.

                  Elvis - Santa Claus is Back in Town , Merry Christmas , Baby , Blue Christmas ,   Santa Bring My Baby Back To Me.

                Wizzard - I Wish it Could Be Christmas Every Day.

               Screamin' Jay Hawkins w/The Fuzztones - It's That Time Again.

               Rod Rogers - Santa Claus Goes Modern.

              Deadmoon - Christmas Rush.

              Buck Owens - Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy .

              Dickie Goodman - Santa Claus and The Satellite.

             Cheech and Chong - Santa and His Old Lady.

             Lon Chaney , Jr. - Monster's Holiday.

            Ramones - Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight .)

             RAVERS- Punk Rock Christmas.

           JAMES BROWN - Santa Claus is Definitely Here To Stay , Santa Claus , Go Straight To The Ghetto ,  Hey , America !

          Andre Williams - Hey , Mr. Santa .

This one's FREE!! Seasonal Songs from Thee Fine Lines:

https://theefinelines.bandcamp.com/album/seasonal-songs

I like Gentleman Jesse's "Christmas Hangover":  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVNV3wez5so

i JUST HEARD ABOUT ONE BY AN AL GREEN (Not THEE Al Green , The baby makin' music superstar gone homophobic preacher, who still sings secular music , but makes his audience do most of his singing..), calleD "sANTA cLAUS gOT bOMBED". How can that not be great ? aNYONE EVER HEARD IT?

I saw Nick Lowe with Los Straitjackets (But ,sadly , not Ian MacLagan.) , last week.  His new Xmas songs are actually quite good. AND , he did "I wish it Could Be Christmas Every Day". Los Straitjackets' Chritmas album is very good , tho' it's more or less The Ventures' Christmas album updated.

The Polkaholics' Christmas EP is really cool , esp. "Sausage Balls , Sausage Balls , Kishka all the way , Oh , if we could find ourselves an all - you - can - eat buffet , HEY !".