For immediate release: After years of empty threats, Thee Crucials have finally released their debut CD, Give Me...a Keg...of Beer! Claiming the influence of fellow Georgian Little Richard's gospel-gone-wrong stunners, Link Wray's juvenile delinquent symphonies to moonshine, as well as the frat-damaged lineage connecting The Sonics and The Mummies, Thee Crucials' coming out party is a celebration of the "Papa Oom Mow Mow"-spirit that informed rock 'n' roll's formative years. In an attempt to capture the chaos of their live show, the band recorded the album live in a whirlwind 12 hour session, resulting in a potent pimples-and-all mixture of garagepunk stompers, r&b workouts, and trashy fun-in-the-sun instros! Buy now and become the life of the party! You can buy directly from us (12 bucks, postage-paid for U.S. orders). Contact us at theecrucials@gmail.com. For international orders, just shoot us an email and we'll work it out. www.myspace.com/theecrucials