" I never shake hands. You never know , somebody might have just gone to the men's room , and not washed their hands , or even used any toilet paper ! When I gotta go , I'll used half a roll !!!" . Freddie Blassie , King of Men , as told to Andy Kaufman.
"HEY ! HEY , WILL YOU FUCK OFF , BACK THERE?! I'M TALKIN' TO THE MAN , AND YOU GEEKS ARE MAKING SO MUCH NOISE , YOU GOT ME DOUBLE TWISTED UP , INSIDE!!!
I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG , I THINK YOUR MOTHER WANTED A GIRL , AND YOUR FATHER WANTED A BOY , AND THEY WERE BOTH HAPPY !!! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? HE'S A LITTLE BIT ON THE BORDERLINE , HE COULD GO EITHER WAY . HEY !!! SIDDOWN YOUR SEATS!! SIDDOWN YOUR SEATS !!! I CAN READILY UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DO A DOUBLE-TAKE WHEN THE GREAT FRED BLASSIE WALKS DOWN THE STREET , BUT , I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY THEY'D DO A DOUBLE - TAKE WHEN YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET, CAUSE YOU'RE NOTHING !!!! AND YOUR FATHER WAS A NOTHING !!! THAT MAKES YOU A DOUBLE NOTHING !!!!!
Blassie , King of Men , as told to the real , the only , THEE Johnny Legend , in an interview disrupted by an adoring public .