I almost forgot one of my favorites....
"Got My Mojo Workin'" by Muddy Waters. OK , I KNEW he was'nt saying what it SOUNDED like he was saying.......
What Muddy Waters actually sang:
"I'm goin' down to Louisiana to get me a mojo hand. I'm gonna have all you women ret'chunder (Right under) my command...".
What it sounded like (To me.) "I'm gonna have all you women RETCHIN' at my command !".