Now if we kept the Hamburg Beatles I would be happy, what we got was a big money maker for the recording business and they played the game to a tee. They were for the greater part performing monkeys,
"Ohhhh Ringow gaw doo us a turn ya scally"
"Pauly doo that chimp noyse again ....awww yer face it lawks so cute"
Sure they turned in some good sides but science says if you get monkeys in a room with a computer one will produce a work of Shakespeare in time. That is what happened with the Beatles, press record and once in a while something decent would be caught on tape, mostly there was shit throwing and banana skin slipping though.
I blame the kids mostly for falling for it. Their parents had WWII to contend with and Glenn Miller music still resonating behind the bombs of the invasion, Glenn said more without lyrics than the Beatles ever did on a cup of tea with the Maharajah. Glenn died for his art and country stopping Nazi stormtroopers and V2 missiles single handedly with his trombone. The Beatles went to Germany and acted the fool ripping off American music.
The Beatles to me innovated nothing that was not already going on around the world, they were just an early musical karaoke machine for the kids just sensible enough to rip off, R n' R, R n' B, Folk Soul, Psychedelia... haha.... blah blah... and write their own lyrics to the stolen tunes.
I still have not made it through a whole Beatles record in all my years. Without skipping a track or seven. Believe me I tried to like the boys because the bands I love loved them. But again the bands I loved were stupid enough to buy the music biz and press' propaganda....
The capitalists hogwash. Earn the industry money monkey.... OOOOHHHHhhhhhhh (shakes floppy hair and winks at camera cutely, sound like Justin Beiber??? )