Rants?!
Like when you order your favourite booze in a glass with ice in some trendy bar and they fill the glass to the brim with those shitty little ice cubes that melt way to fast? and then they do some kind of fucked up trendy pouring technique that doesn't give you a full pour? and your all "wtf is this ?" and they're like "that's what you ordered", and then your going "don't you have any proper ice cubes? what have got against this booze?" and they go "what do you call that stuff in your glass?" and under your breath you mumble "that fucking emo haircut is stopping you seeing how to do your job properly" and they're going "what?" and you go "oh, nothing" and then they threaten to throw you out for trying to throw the excess ice into the sink behind the bar and then charge $10-$15 for the privilege??