There's a band called Selfish Cunt, who are vitriolic as they come. Songs like "Fuck The Poor" and "Britain is Shit" are hardly gentle.

Speaking of the Dicks, here's a creepy song that I'm sure is still not correct and never was: "Little Boys Feet" which was covered by Turbonegro also.

Oh yeah! Forgot about The Dicks! Thank you. Good name for a band :-)

Chris Henniker said:

I've not heard Tits Of Death in a while.

Oh yeah, Gary Floyd fronted The Dicks, a Texan Marxist hardcore band that moved more towards a blues rock later.

Bry Nylon said:

ha ha OK keep your shirt on boss ... ; ) decent names  with the words 'tits' in 'em are pretty thin on the ground since the 'tits of death' nabbed the best one ...

 terms and conditions are a nightmare - we have had worse direct experience elsewhere when running things... on one side we got the internet staasi & on the other local politicians and so on ... the prob with some terms is that they are sometimes far too wooly, catch all and far too open to interpretation meaning that if you accidentally tread on someones toes ... maybe like not giving them a bloody free ride on some or other gig or event on the guest list ...they can press buttons and cause all sorts of problems in all kinds of ways... then drag  the whole thing through the slime that they crawled out of in the first place... 

 
kopper said:

Cartoon Titties *would* make a great name for a band! Haha.

Yeah, I actually consulted with Ning on that one, just to be safe, since their adult content Terms of Use doesn't specifically address illustrated art/cartoons and the like. One of their people took a look at it and confirmed that it "wouldn't be appropriate," so it was deleted. So be it.

Does it suck? Sure it does. But you know what would suck more? If we lost the Hideout because of something as stupid as a photo or video posted here that violated their terms.

What really surprises me is the negative reaction that some folks will take (like a couple have here) when their shit gets deleted and they receive a warning about it. It's like, were they just born yesterday? Do they not realize that these sorts of rules exist just about EVERYWHERE on the Internet? If so, then why do they think they DON'T exist here? Just because this site happens to be about sleazy, trashy rock'n'roll? As if that's going to make the Internet Police (or Ning) look the other way? Yes, this is our "Hideout," but we're not really hiding from anyone. We're in plain view.

Come on. Use your brains... or what's left of them.

I've not heard Tits Of Death in a while.

Oh yeah, Gary Floyd fronted The Dicks, a Texan Marxist hardcore band that moved more towards a blues rock later.

Bry Nylon said:

ha ha OK keep your shirt on boss ... ; ) decent names  with the words 'tits' in 'em are pretty thin on the ground since the 'tits of death' nabbed the best one ...

 terms and conditions are a nightmare - we have had worse direct experience elsewhere when running things... on one side we got the internet staasi & on the other local politicians and so on ... the prob with some terms is that they are sometimes far too wooly, catch all and far too open to interpretation meaning that if you accidentally tread on someones toes ... maybe like not giving them a bloody free ride on some or other gig or event on the guest list ...they can press buttons and cause all sorts of problems in all kinds of ways... then drag  the whole thing through the slime that they crawled out of in the first place... 

 
kopper said:

Cartoon Titties *would* make a great name for a band! Haha.

Yeah, I actually consulted with Ning on that one, just to be safe, since their adult content Terms of Use doesn't specifically address illustrated art/cartoons and the like. One of their people took a look at it and confirmed that it "wouldn't be appropriate," so it was deleted. So be it.

Does it suck? Sure it does. But you know what would suck more? If we lost the Hideout because of something as stupid as a photo or video posted here that violated their terms.

What really surprises me is the negative reaction that some folks will take (like a couple have here) when their shit gets deleted and they receive a warning about it. It's like, were they just born yesterday? Do they not realize that these sorts of rules exist just about EVERYWHERE on the Internet? If so, then why do they think they DON'T exist here? Just because this site happens to be about sleazy, trashy rock'n'roll? As if that's going to make the Internet Police (or Ning) look the other way? Yes, this is our "Hideout," but we're not really hiding from anyone. We're in plain view.

Come on. Use your brains... or what's left of them.

John,

  Cool insight on Feathers. I have often seen the lyrics posted as "Darkies" and even referred to as such in other articles etc,. But even with that, I don't think anyone one took him for a racist. I had always assumed it was just an unfortunate term that had later become "incorrect" as times changed. But, never knew it was actually 'Darkness Creeping Through The Treess" that he sang.

John Battles said:

Actually , Feathers was saying "Darkness" , tho' it sounds like "Darkies". Not saying he had no Redneck tendencies , but , as it happens , I was the last person to interview him , and he did not strike me as a racist , at all. Of course , another local writer (Who surely got the Revenant CD set for free , when all I got from Revenant was the offer of passes to see Insurgent Country bores....)  .   The guy took every given opportunity to shit all over Feathers , who , by then , was hanging out with Elvis and Carl , discussing the pranks they'd pull when they saw Sam Phillips again.

Had'nt heard "Beat Her With a Rake" in a long time....Then there's "Sit on My Face , Stevie Nicks" , by The Rotters , who got in more trouble because they actually used a snippet of "Rhiannon" w/o PERMISSION , Than for the actual song content.
 

Hmmm -- at this rate, Betty Boop will be banned (again?). I'm getting more than a bit frustrated these days on the subject of Internet censorship -- but I'll leave that debate to another thread. Absolutely -- Cartoon Titties is an excellent band name. For the right band.

Very Non-PC:

Destination Zululand -- King Kurt (these guys were absolutely insane live). Hey wait? That singer isn't wearing trousers!

RE band names -- The Slits, Hole, Russian band Pussy Riot (any bands named Dicks or Cocks? Just wonderin')

Anyone remember a band in Boston (early '80's) that sang: "If you can't get a hard-on, get a gun?" Can't remember who sang that one. Ok, than one's more offensive that non-PC.

And the latest one for the kiddies/power pop -- a recent song by Green Day called "It's f**k time" - that one is sure to please the PC mums and dads of America!

 

 

 

 

Yeah, that was episode #61. Hully Gully Fever is a great album. Get it!

IDON MINE said:

PS: Where's that Dolemite alphabet... and pretty much all of his stuff? Wait there was a Savage Kick episode dedicated to Rudy Ray Moore with all that greasy music! Have to look it up yerself, I'm out of time!

Cartoon Titties *would* make a great name for a band! Haha.

Yeah, I actually consulted with Ning on that one, just to be safe, since their adult content Terms of Use doesn't specifically address illustrated art/cartoons and the like. One of their people took a look at it and confirmed that it "wouldn't be appropriate," so it was deleted. So be it.

Does it suck? Sure it does. But you know what would suck more? If we lost the Hideout because of something as stupid as a photo or video posted here that violated their terms.

What really surprises me is the negative reaction that some folks will take (like a couple have here) when their shit gets deleted and they receive a warning about it. It's like, were they just born yesterday? Do they not realize that these sorts of rules exist just about EVERYWHERE on the Internet? If so, then why do they think they DON'T exist here? Just because this site happens to be about sleazy, trashy rock'n'roll? As if that's going to make the Internet Police (or Ning) look the other way? Yes, this is our "Hideout," but we're not really hiding from anyone. We're in plain view.

Come on. Use your brains... or what's left of them.

PS: Where's that Dolemite alphabet... and pretty much all of his stuff? Wait there was a Savage Kick episode dedicated to Rudy Ray Moore with all that greasy music! Have to look it up yerself, I'm out of time!

Thanks for the insight there, Gring.

Cartoon titties? Oh well. Good thing people haven't found a way to "look" at music, or we would have only around five songs play on here for their content ;)

Gringo Starr said:

It's cool that you understand what we are up against, Bry. As far as naked bodies from famous paintings, etc --- you should have read our moderator discussions lately about "Cartoon Titties" I kid you not! They are not allowed (*facepalm).

It's cool that you understand what we are up against, Bry. As far as naked bodies from famous paintings, etc --- you should have read our moderator discussions lately about "Cartoon Titties" I kid you not! They are not allowed (*facepalm).

"Ex-GRGPNK Hideout members 'SLIT PLASTERS' " ---

Maybe this isn't the right place to discuss this but I received the message they wrote Kopper and I totally understand their position but unfortunately they totally DO NOT understand ours! I know most of you don't really know what goes on in the background here on the Hideout so it makes sense all of you who know the story would think we are assholes for censoring content here. To make a very long story short, we had a rogue/disgruntled member here on the Hideout threaten to take the site down due to 'pornographic' content. We are not the only site that has had a problem with this due to the new Section 2703 of title 18 U.S. senate bill. We took this very seriously and regrettably (believe me, all moderators and Kopper alike) had to instate some draconian guidelines as far as video and photo content just to be safe. Regrettably, bands like the Slit Plasters really got the short end of the stick and we think that sucks but we had no choice in the matter. I hope this clears some things up. 

Actually , Feathers was saying "Darkness" , tho' it sounds like "Darkies". Not saying he had no Redneck tendencies , but , as it happens , I was the last person to interview him , and he did not strike me as a racist , at all. Of course , another local writer (Who surely got the Revenant CD set for free , when all I got from Revenant was the offer of passes to see Insurgent Country bores....)  .   The guy took every given opportunity to shit all over Feathers , who , by then , was hanging out with Elvis and Carl , discussing the pranks they'd pull when they saw Sam Phillips again.

Had'nt heard "Beat Her With a Rake" in a long time....Then there's "Sit on My Face , Stevie Nicks" , by The Rotters , who got in more trouble because they actually used a snippet of "Rhiannon" w/o PERMISSION , Than for the actual song content.
 
Mike said:

Here's a few:

Charlie Feather's line in Jugle Fever where it goes "Darkies creeping through the trees"

Jake Porter with the "Duchess" on vocals - "My Monkey" on Combo records from the early 50's

Forgotten Rebels - "Bomb The Boats and Feed The Fish"

Rozelle Gayle - "House of Blue Lights" a previously unreleased Combo Records recording from the early 50's that is on the "Straight To Watts" CD on Ace Records (I've attached it)

Louis Jordan - "Gal You Need A Whippin'"

The Weasel - "Beat Her With A Rake"

And the equally incorrect B-side

"I am The Commander"

What about Throbbing Gristle's "Very Friendly"? Sinister and deadpan storytelling at its best. Hell, Any TG stuff should be included in this list. Just listen to "Hamburger Lady", about a burns victim, then try to think of Westlife. You'll be wishing they're Hamburger Men.

I suppose that the Last Poets song "Nigger's are Scared of Revolution" would fit in the category of politically incorrect songs.

Yep, seems The Beatles were fond of a bit of domestic abuse back in the day...

 

 

 

Here's a few:

Charlie Feather's line in Jugle Fever where it goes "Darkies creeping through the trees"

Jake Porter with the "Duchess" on vocals - "My Monkey" on Combo records from the early 50's

Forgotten Rebels - "Bomb The Boats and Feed The Fish"

Rozelle Gayle - "House of Blue Lights" a previously unreleased Combo Records recording from the early 50's that is on the "Straight To Watts" CD on Ace Records (I've attached it)

Louis Jordan - "Gal You Need A Whippin'"

The Weasel - "Beat Her With A Rake"

And the equally incorrect B-side

"I am The Commander"

"THINK TWICE "- OMFG , FILTHY !!! YOU MUST HEAR IT !!!!(A lot of R'n'B songs were recorded as a clean version for release , and a dirty version , for fun.)
 
the Record Detective said:

Jackie Wilson and LaVern Baker-Think Twice

Andre Williams-Poor Mr. Santa (Naughty Version)

Swingin Neckbreakers-Live for Buzz

Rolling Stones - Cocksucker Blues , Some Girls , Star  Star , Andrew's Blues (With Andrew Loog Oldham)

Johnny Thunders - Just Because I'm White

Pretty much anything on David Allan Coe's X-Rated LPs (Tho' the pro  - Gay "AYnita bRIANT" gets by on a technicality.)

More or less , any version of "The Rodeo Song"

Screamin' Jay Hawkins - Ignant and Shit , Sherillyn Fenn (But , it's a beautiful thought.)

Clarence Carter - Strokin' , Love Me With A Feeling

The Bad Bad Reg Presley - "They want teh ban a noorsery roym (I Can't Control Myself"), oy'll give them somethen' teh FOOKIN' BAN " - "THE TROGGS - STRANGE MOVIES.". 

Cub Koda - "Somebody Else (Was Suckin' My Dick Last Night)"

Miss Kitty - The Pussycat Song

Iggy Pop - Pussy Power  , Pussy Walk , Live "Louie Louie" (Stooges) , others... 

So bad, so good ........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6rTsbnpMls&sns=em

Jackie Wilson and LaVern Baker-Think Twice

Andre Williams-Poor Mr. Santa (Naughty Version)

Swingin Neckbreakers-Live for Buzz

"When the rumors went around that I did it to my girl last night , when all we did , that time , was watch the movies and go home and fight"

"When I take a sip of cocoa , and pretty soon , I'm feelin' free. And when I asked him how he made it , he made it out of LSD!"

If this record had sold more than 40 copies , lines like these , and the title , might have kept it from being released at all.    I still think it's one of the better later "Grave " songs.
 
The Frankenstein Five said:

"That's Queer" by The NEw Fugitives (Back From the Grave) : "My father calls me black boy, but really I'm as white as a ghost". Jeesh!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ59NVuZ3p0

Yeah , you're right . This was from the late 50's , when "Davy Crockett" was like God , and Joe Tex was one of the better Little Richard proteges.

swt said:

Ona recent episode of The Big Enchilada, I played "Davy, You Upset My Home" by Joe Tex. It's about a guy who's jealous because his girl is really into Davy Crockett. (I think this is from the late '50s when Davy Crockett was a very popular TV show.)

 

The girl even buys Davy Crockett false teeth because, Joe sings, "I punched her in the mouth last night."

 

Another line: "I whipped her so until she went insane. And now she wants to buy herself a Davy Crockett brain."

 

I heard about the time GG Allin came back from the dead at a Goblins show , at The Empty Bottle in Chicago. The singer , Phantom Creeper , was aghast. "OH , NO! HE'S POOPING ON THE AUDIENCE ! OH , THE HUMANITY!".....It was only chocolate puddin'.   
 
Andrew Malcolm said:

Well... anything by GG Allin. This video is very tame, compared to what normally goes on at one of his shows.

I've never heard about Little Richard or Esquerita doing any Gay - themed "Love" songs , even early on. Of course , "Tutti Frutti , Good Booty , if it don't fit , don't force it , you can grease it , make it easy - WOOOOOO"" (Even THAT could be interpreted as being about straight or Gay sex. But , not so much in The 50's.).....was how he originally sang it in the clubs , tho' I'd hardly call that a love song. Esquerita might have done similar novelties ,I don't know....But , I met Don and Dewey (GREAT guys , God bless 'em.) , once , and asked them if they had a hard time with White audiences in The Deep South. They said they did'nt play there very much because "Here we were , not just two Black guys , but , two GOOD LOOKING Black guys , they were afraid we were going to steal their women ! Now , Richard would have had the same problem , as good looking as he was , but , he was sort of "Gay" , so , they did'nt bother him.". Members of The Upsettrs and Richard himself all admitted they camped it up heavily to keep the White guys at bay . Then , they'd invite these women backstage , whether they were White or Black , because their Boyfriends would inevitably decide they were "Sissies", and the wild sex parties began ! Even if the most Richard did , sometimes , was WATCH !

IDON MINE said:

HA! I like it with some guts! Check the comps MOTEL LOVERS and DOWN AN OUT on TRIKONT for some great gems of ballsy Soul.

On a side note, off topic: I'd love to hear some of the Esquerita and Little Richard queer love songs, they did early on before they had to be rewritten, so they wouldn't get them killed and could actually be released.

 

John Battles said:

I'd forgotten about those lyrics to " Davey "....I KNOW IT'S NOT TO COOL TO LIKE SOUL MUSIC THAT HAS SOME BALLS , BUT , I'VE ALWAYS LIKED JOE TEX. Of course , like a lot of his peers , he was around before they called it "Soul" , doing what most people would just call R'n'B. THE LIST OF FUTURE SOUL STARS WHO STARTED OUT DOING GREAT LITTLE RICHARD KNOCKOFFS GOES ON AND ON - Joe Tex , James Brown , Otis Redding , Don Covay .....  

IDON MINE said:

Joe is one of the weirdest out there! His early rough soul tracks make me wonder someone ever had him record a love balad. PNEUMONIA also come to mind, where he is love sick and says he's "gonna blacken both of her eyes!" He has some other really psycho ones, can't think of them now.

G'DAMN CREEP! 

swt said:

Ona recent episode of The Big Enchilada, I played "Davy, You Upset My Home" by Joe Tex. It's about a guy who's jealous because his girl is really into Davy Crockett. (I think this is from the late '50s when Davy Crockett was a very popular TV show.)

 

The girl even buys Davy Crockett false teeth because, Joe sings, "I punched her in the mouth last night."

 

Another line: "I whipped her so until she went insane. And now she wants to buy herself a Davy Crockett brain."