Maybe I'm being too literal, but what about "All Women Are Bad" by the Cramps?

Also, anything by the Donnas.  Those girls were trouble!  I've always liked "It's on the Rocks."

We're over, I'm done
Yeah, it's time to have some real fun
So I'm callin' all my ladies
We're gonna key your Mercedes

[Chorus]
Well, you're the kinda guy
Who needs attention around the clock
Well you can't even talk
'Cause baby, it's on the rocks
Yeah, it's on the rocks
Well it's me you gotta detox
'Cause baby, it's on the rocks!

Your luvin's like a car crash
You're gone and I got whiplash
You're a stain I can't get out
I tried bleach and I tried Shout!

I apologize for all the noise
I just had to tell all the boys
That you'd rather have a Mai Tai
Then a tall glass of Bud Dry

[Chorus]

It's on the rocks
(echo)It's on the rocks
Yeah, it's on the rocks
(echo)Yeah, it's on the rocks
It's on the rocks
(echo)It's on the rocks
Baby, it's on the rocks

Awesome selection.

Daniel M said:

L7 "Fast and Frighting"

Do you know where I can find this song? I haven't had any luck.

melissa scott said:

"The Girl of My Dreams" (is giving me nightmares) by Machine Gun Fellatio. Not a garagepunk song, but MGF isn't easy to categorise, besides just being bloody good fun.

L7 "Fast and Frighting"

Los York's "vete al infierno"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud0VW2yXvgw

No time to translate the whole lyrics but the chorus says:

" I want you to go to hell" (Referring to his girl. A very cold and troublesome one).

Cheers.

and litte lou by eddie cochran! typical girl trouble!

dead boys meat in yr mouth..

The Wild One - Suzi Quatro !!

"I'm a red-hot fox. I can take the knocks
I'm a hammer from hell. Honey, can't you tell?
I'm the wild one. Yes, I'm the wild one

I'm a touched-up freak on a winning streak
I'm gonna own this town. You can't hold me down
I'm the wild one. Yes, I'm the wild one"

Mantrap - Thee Headcoats

Hard Headed Woman - Elvis

Jezebel - by anyone, the Mummies' version rules, and Horton Heat's is kinda spicy

Justine - The Trashwomen, Mummies

Take Me As I Am - Denise & Co. (Girls in the Garage Vol 1)

Ah, one of the best!  Why didn't I think of that?  Of course there's also The Dirtbombs' similarly themed - and quite excellent - "Sharpest Claws".

DammitDave said:

Nitroglycerine Lyrics

The Gories

She fights like a cornered animal.
And she shows all her claws.
Says all the wrong things to hurt me.
She just knows them all.
One second and she's so shy.
Then she just blows up.
It's like dropping a stick of dynamite,
In a Dixie cup.

She's volatile.
She's my baby.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.

She'll tantalize me.
Till I got to explode.
When I'm up there with her.
You just go go go.
Then she starts to bite me.
Man I just don't know.
She starts taking chunks of flesh.
Like a dog on a bone.

She's volatile.
She's my baby.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.

I just don't know.
What'll happen next.
Will she want to fight with me, or
Will she just want sex?
I say girl you get us killed.
She just laughs and says,
Baby, if I die with you,
It'll be the answer to all my prayers.

She's volatile.
She's my baby.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.

I know- Shepherds Heard

Perfect. Thanks for this one.

DammitDave said:

Nitroglycerine Lyrics

The Gories

She fights like a cornered animal.
And she shows all her claws.
Says all the wrong things to hurt me.
She just knows them all.
One second and she's so shy.
Then she just blows up.
It's like dropping a stick of dynamite,
In a Dixie cup.

She's volatile.
She's my baby.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.

She'll tantalize me.
Till I got to explode.
When I'm up there with her.
You just go go go.
Then she starts to bite me.
Man I just don't know.
She starts taking chunks of flesh.
Like a dog on a bone.

She's volatile.
She's my baby.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.

I just don't know.
What'll happen next.
Will she want to fight with me, or
Will she just want sex?
I say girl you get us killed.
She just laughs and says,
Baby, if I die with you,
It'll be the answer to all my prayers.

She's volatile.
She's my baby.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.

Trouble - The kINGSMEN

T-r-o-u-b-l-e , Meanest Girl In Town - Elvis Presley

Evil Woman , Queen of Sorrows - The Troggs

Dave "Diddle" Day , The Cramps - Blue Moon Baby

Wayne Kramer- Negative Girls

Pearl Harbour - (That Girl is Nothing But...) Trouble

ANISTEEN ALLEN , Wanda Jackson - Fujiyama Mama

The Monkees - She

Dean Carter - Rebel Woman

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walkin' , Lightning's Girl (OK , she makes her guy do all the shit work.)

Chocolate Watchband - She Weaves a Tender Trap

Yeah , Frankie Laine did it first . There were a lot of great versions , likE Gene Vincent , Everly Bros. , etc. , and VERY recently , Tom Jones. 

DammitDave said:

Here's another one.  I think it was originally done by Frankie Lane but everyone else on earth has done a version, too.

 

Jezebel.
Jezebel.

If ever the devil was born,
Without a pair of horns
It was you,
Jezebel, it was you.

If ever an angel fell,
Jezebel,
It was you.
Jezebel, it was you.

If ever a pair of eyes,
Promised paradise.
Deceiving me, grieving me,
Leavin' me blue.
Jezebel, it was you.

If ever the devil's plan,
Was made to torment man,
It was you,
Jezebel, it was you.

'Twould be better I had I never known,
A lover such as you.
Forsaking dreams and all,
For the siren call of your arms.

Like a demon, love possessed me,
You obsessed me constantly.
What evil star is mine,
That my fate's design,
Should be Jezebel?

If ever a pair of eyes,
Promised paradise.
Deceiving me, grieving me,
Leavin' me blue.
Jezebel, it was you.

If ever the devil's plan,
Was made to torment man,
It was you,
Night an' day, every way.
Oh, Jezebel, Jezebel, Jezebel.

Not garage or punk by any means, but check out "The truth always hurts", by LA metal band Armored Saint. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq7MtD3rCDE

Bad Girl by the Zakery Thaks. Bad Girl by the New York Dolls. Like a Bad Girl Should by the Cramps. There's gotta be tons more.

Favorite fuckin song!

DammitDave said:

Nitroglycerine Lyrics

The Gories

She fights like a cornered animal.
And she shows all her claws.
Says all the wrong things to hurt me.
She just knows them all.
One second and she's so shy.
Then she just blows up.
It's like dropping a stick of dynamite,
In a Dixie cup.

She's volatile.
She's my baby.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.

She'll tantalize me.
Till I got to explode.
When I'm up there with her.
You just go go go.
Then she starts to bite me.
Man I just don't know.
She starts taking chunks of flesh.
Like a dog on a bone.

She's volatile.
She's my baby.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.

I just don't know.
What'll happen next.
Will she want to fight with me, or
Will she just want sex?
I say girl you get us killed.
She just laughs and says,
Baby, if I die with you,
It'll be the answer to all my prayers.

She's volatile.
She's my baby.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.

Here's another one.  I think it was originally done by Frankie Lane but everyone else on earth has done a version, too.

Jezebel.
Jezebel.

If ever the devil was born,
Without a pair of horns
It was you,
Jezebel, it was you.

If ever an angel fell,
Jezebel,
It was you.
Jezebel, it was you.

If ever a pair of eyes,
Promised paradise.
Deceiving me, grieving me,
Leavin' me blue.
Jezebel, it was you.

If ever the devil's plan,
Was made to torment man,
It was you,
Jezebel, it was you.

'Twould be better I had I never known,
A lover such as you.
Forsaking dreams and all,
For the siren call of your arms.

Like a demon, love possessed me,
You obsessed me constantly.
What evil star is mine,
That my fate's design,
Should be Jezebel?

If ever a pair of eyes,
Promised paradise.
Deceiving me, grieving me,
Leavin' me blue.
Jezebel, it was you.

If ever the devil's plan,
Was made to torment man,
It was you,
Night an' day, every way.
Oh, Jezebel, Jezebel, Jezebel.

Nitroglycerine Lyrics

The Gories

She fights like a cornered animal.
And she shows all her claws.
Says all the wrong things to hurt me.
She just knows them all.
One second and she's so shy.
Then she just blows up.
It's like dropping a stick of dynamite,
In a Dixie cup.

She's volatile.
She's my baby.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.

She'll tantalize me.
Till I got to explode.
When I'm up there with her.
You just go go go.
Then she starts to bite me.
Man I just don't know.
She starts taking chunks of flesh.
Like a dog on a bone.

She's volatile.
She's my baby.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.

I just don't know.
What'll happen next.
Will she want to fight with me, or
Will she just want sex?
I say girl you get us killed.
She just laughs and says,
Baby, if I die with you,
It'll be the answer to all my prayers.

She's volatile.
She's my baby.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.
Nitroglycerine.

Sonics - The Witch

Dr Feelgood - Roxette

Demonics - She Devils on Wheels

Man Man - Knuckle Down

Sonics - Psycho a Go-Go

isn't there a Teenage Shutdown volume loaded with songs like this? i'd look but i'm nowhere near my records.

"Gimme Danger" by the Stooges.

The chick is pure trouble. It's the kind of chick that you know will show you a good time, but will absolutely wear you out or land you in serious trouble.

Jim Ramirez said:

Is the song pure trouble or the chicks?

Bikini Girls With Machine Guns by The Cramps

What A Way To Die by The Pleasure Seekers