Like, what's our story? Well, us beat rats sprung to life in nyc a way's back so’s we could cop a choice gig at CBGB’s before it shut up. That gig we came on like gangbusters and blew the lid off the joint. Then, the light bulb goes on and us beat rats figured we’ll start making the scene. ..Armed with a boatload of raucous, rockity riffs, we invaded some of the most drunken establishments in the US. Next thing ya know we made like a rock and rolled into the studio where we barreled through a sonic barrage of beat rat dittys... ..Today, we spend our dims and brights peddling our crazy first album around. Go shake a leg and cop our CD! Then, maybe we’ll be able to scratch up enough loot & make a buncha noize in your neck of the woods! This is one scene you gotta make. You’ll blow your wig and fall right out! Keep yer peepers on hi-alert till we collar our next gig!
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