i THOUGHT OF SOME MORE RAMONES MISINTERPRETATIONS FROM MY YOUTH (I MOSTLY HAD THE PORTUGESE RECORDS AND TAPES THAT HAD NO LYRIC SHETS.), John.
Cretin Hop - "WE'RE THE NUMBER ONE RELIGION."
"GONNA GO FOR A WHIRL WITH MY CRETIN GIRL" .
Glad To See You Go - "Don't want you cause you're a whore." "......a bore".
oh , oh , I Love Her So- "SO i TOOK HER TO CARNY TOWN" "So I took the car downtown.".
Carbona Not Glue "Ran out of Paint and rug spray , too" "Ran out of paint and roach spray , too" . (Dan Clowes used this same gag in the original "Ghost World " COMIC WHEN Enid"Goes Punk" for a day.)
What's Your Game "I thought you were the one to be , just like the othergirls , you see".
"And all you ever want to be is like the other girls you see" (It's not funny , because it still works.).
Commando - First rule is - no lox in Germany.
Second rule is - been Nazi bombin'
Third rule is - Don't Go to College
Fourth Rule is - it's not quite knowledge.
53rd and 3rd "Now The cops are after me , but I pretend I'm on TV".
'......BUT , i PROVED THAT i'M NO SISSY".
It's Not My Place (In The 9 TO 5 WORLD) - "Roger Corman's on a talk show , with Alan Arkbush and Steven King, you know".
"With ALAN ALDA and Steven King..."
All is Qiet on The Eastern Front - 'Can't you think ,I'm a movie star."
"Get your feet , I'm all messed up."
(Can't you think , my movements talk....)
We're a Happy Family "Cokin' down Broad Street " " Gulpin' Down Thorazines"
''Our Christmas Card's a Sin " "No Christmas to send..."
Why is it Always This Way? "Hey , Hey , Hey. What is it on the TV?"
"Hey , Hey , Hey , why is it always this way?"
"And she swallowed a bottle of formaldehyde".
"Now she's lying in a bottle of formaldehyde".